Isaac
Bros. Bible Bobbleheads (Copyright 2002 Le Jortes Productions, Inc.)
are manufactured and produced with the greatest of care and detail
by a crack team of Isaac Bros. artists and craftsmen. Working diligently
into the wee hours of the morning at their ultra-secret Worldwide
Headquarters, the Isaacs painstakingly monitor every step of production
for quality assurance. Their attention to detail guarantees, not
only a one-of-kind Isaac Bros. Bible Bobblehead, but one made under
the strictest of governmental and self-imposed regulations. Following
all E.P.A. Guidelines and the Marcus of Queensbury Rules, no animals
were hurt in the process of production (unless you're going to count
that little mouse infestation problem that had to be taken care
of). Any resemblance of an Isaac Bros. Bible Bobblehead to persons
alive or dead (Biblical or otherwise) is strictly coincidental --
or at least that's the story they're sticking with. Consistent use
may cause drowsiness, slight headaches, and an increased interest
in Middle Eastern archeology. For questions and, maybe if you're
lucky, an answer or two contact: Le Jortes Productions, Inc. (Makers
of Isaac Bros. Bible Bobbleheads) at www.isaacbros.com. |
